Reductress Articles
Why I Stopped Searching for Mr. Right and Found Doug Who Is Fine
After just three weeks of dating Doug, I knew in my heart of hearts that he was the perfectly adequate mortgage broker I hadn’t been seeking all along
How To Be A Better Secretary Even Though That’s Not Your Job Title At All
As the only person in the office who needs to be concerned about being likable, you’ll obviously get to do all the party planning!
Sex During Your Period: Will He Die?
While we’ve all heard the urban legends about cute dudes tragically dying after having period sex (especially during the full moon!), there’s been almost no published research on the subject.
How to Give Your Man the Space He Needs So He Can Cheat on You
It doesn’t matter why he’s desperately avoiding commitment – what matters is how you respond.
5 Blowjob Tips To Make Him Totally Forget You Earn More Money
Even if he acts like it’s not a big deal, he probably sees your success as a never-ending attack on his ego.
How to Fake a Big Butt in An Emergency
While it’s easy to feel stuck with your biological butt, all it takes is a little imagination to transform your tush temporarily.
How to Find a Female Mentor in Your Local Coven
Your local coven is full of witch professionals just waiting to become your new mentor!
Fun Weekend Getaways to Fill the 48-Hour Abortion Waiting Period
Look at this 48-hour period as a chance to get away from it all for some much-needed me-time!
Why Living My Best Life Gave Me Bedsores
I gave myself permission to live my best life, which for me meant staying in bed as long as I wanted, which for me was always.
5 Skin Care Myths Your Mother Told You Out of Spite
Time to ditch those outdated skin care beliefs, wipe that toothpaste off your pizza-face, admit who your mother is, and face the facts.
Wedding Vows That Don’t Sound Fucking Desperate
Use your vows as an opportunity to show the world that you’re really chill and not at all desperate to share everlasting love with the man you just swore you’d love forever.
Cute Earrings to Wear When You Reject Capitalism
It’s time to loudly the spread the news of your utter contempt for greedy individualism and oppressive market economies with the perfect pair of earrings!